Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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