When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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