sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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