I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
and she was petting her beer can
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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