Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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