found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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