i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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