As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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