dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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