Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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