Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I supernannyed him into submission
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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