I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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