How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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