Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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