I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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