They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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