some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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