so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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