he wants to bone in the snuggie
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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