can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
