just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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