You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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