i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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