apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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