i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm bleeding and have questions
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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