Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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