dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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