nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I enjoy the company of your penis
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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