We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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