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you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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