I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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