We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i believe in u and ur pee
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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