If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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