Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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