Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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