I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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