Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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