the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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