your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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