I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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