Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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