someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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