Im at strip club and am horny
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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