You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
