GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
