i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
