I bet he comes in French.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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