I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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