I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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