She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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