Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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