White coat. Heels.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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